Posts tagged ‘Twaddle’

A Crime Story

I normally have a strong dislike for handguns, but when Dennis Farina gets caught with one at LAX?

I’m sorry–that’s fucking COOL AS HELL. Dennis Farina was a stone cold badass without the handgun, but Jesus–the dude just had a loaded .22 in his goddamned briefcase for shits and giggles. That’s epic.

Dennis Farina, you REDEFINE AWESOME.


May 13, 2008 at 9:38 am 4 comments

A Christmas Miracle!

Another virgin birth!

Full credit to my wife, who broke this story to me at about 3 a.m. when we were up with our crying 18-month-old daughter, who occasionally wakes up in the middle of the night and decides it’s time to “play,” which seems to involve her staggering around half-asleep and asking to read books. At least she likes to read.

December 19, 2007 at 10:26 am Leave a comment

“What kind of fuckery is this?”

United Nations attack Amy Winehouse

November 19, 2007 at 3:11 pm Leave a comment

Alternately, “She-Satan Births Spawn”

Hasselbeck Births a Boy

November 11, 2007 at 8:17 am Leave a comment

Farty Funny

David Cross on Larry the Cable Guy.

November 5, 2007 at 10:13 am Leave a comment

Trick, or treat?

I can’t decide which one this is.

Whoops! Designer spills J.Lo’s secret –

October 31, 2007 at 4:00 pm Leave a comment


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