Posts tagged ‘Bad Girls Club’

Join the Bad Girls Club: UPDATE

First things first:

IF YOU WOULD LIKE TO BE ON THE BAD GIRLS CLUB, HERE’S THE CASTING INFO.

Two months ago, I posted a lil’ sumpin’ sumpin’ about The Bad Girls Club, one of those so-awful-it’s-slightly-entertaining reality shows that has had a profound impact on my life.

This post was entitled “Join the Bad Girls Club…NOW.”

Apparently, if you put some variation on that title into Google, that post pops up, like, SECOND. Which is why no fewer than NINE women have posted on that entry, asking how they can join this show, and assuming I have something to do with casting it.

I do not. Would that I did–surely those admirable individuals perform the miraculous work of God.

At first, I ignored these, but when Marquita stopped by yesterday, I realized I had to step up and provide guidance.

I KNOW I CAN ROCK THE HELL OUT OF BAD GIRLS CLUB DONT HAVE NO KIDS NO WORRYS NO PROBLEM. IM GIVE YOU A LIL BIO OF ME. IM DA ONLY GIRL THAT KICK IT WITH 8 GUYS THAT DRINK AND TALK SUGA HONEY ICE TEA(GET IT) AND THAT DONT GIVE A F**** THE ONLY THING I CAN SAY THAT IM NOT CAUGHT UP IN THE LAW: )

Truly, this woman deserves to be on a reality television show. I can only hope the producers are reading this, but I doubt it.

Marquita, click that link above. Make your tape. I’ll see you in season three.

Postscript: Another far more frightening stat has emerged: Someone found Pop Geek two days ago by searching “dora fucking diego.” Chilling.

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April 2, 2008 at 11:49 am 17 comments


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