Yes We Can

It’s really fucking morning in America.

A Brief Public Service Announcement

(cross-posted to Alert Nerd)

I realize this has nothing to do with nerditry, and I probably don’t have to say the following to the good people who read this blog, but just so that it’s said, if only to make me feel better:

1) VOTE.

2) Be patient. Record turnouts, long lines, occasional malfunctions…anticipate these things. Expect them. Bring a book, as Chris already suggested, and relax. What you’re doing is important. It’s worth doing right.

3) Be kind. Those who work on Election Day at polling places are to me nearly saints. They have to put up with buckets of bullshit all to help us lazy fools who don’t volunteer so that the sausage gets made. Say “thank you,” a lot, and smile, and be warm and grateful. They deserve it.

That’s it.

Why Obama?

Because this:

1) It’s rare that I meet people I’d like to instantly punch repeatedly in the guts, let alone WOMEN I’d like to punch repeatedly in the guts. I’d like to punch her repeatedly in the guts.

2) Her husband has to contemplate suicide daily.